I've been following this chatback at AICN with much hilarity. In an online movie geek way, it's one of the most sexist things I've ever read. It stems from an article speculating about Chloë Sevigny possibly taking the role of Black Cat in the next Spiderman movie. Due to her performance in Brown Bunny, and the infamous blow job scene in that movie, the chatback quickly starts to get freaky. So we have:


Maybe she could star in Skank, the movie. She's a 2-bagger, at least!

I can only hope that Kirsten Dunst gets case in The Brown Bunny 2 : Electric Boogaloo. Now guaranteed to be 200% more graphic and deep-throaty.

But seen Chloe wrap those red lips around his fuckstick is a thing of beauty. It's not art! Don't kid yourself. I mean the guy forces her face onto his cocksword and gags her with a blast of throat yogurt.

You suck a dude's cock on screen, yer a porn actress. End of story. Liked her in Shattered Glass, but yah, she's a porn chick.


And naturally someone is compelled to defend her with the inevitable:

You wouldn't do her? My ASS! You guys really are a bunch of zit-faced pre-pubes living in mammy basement. So she blew some dude. Listen, if you're gonna get some head you want it from someone who's sucked a couple of dicks before. Getting head from a first timer is the worst. So quityerbitchin and maybe you too will one day have sex. Assholes.

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